funnyordie: This Completely Insane Cover Letter is Better than Yours You may speak better English, but you sure as hell can’t lift and fight bears. There’s no way this is real?

funnyordie:

This Completely Insane Cover Letter is Better than Yours

You may speak better English, but you sure as hell can’t lift and fight bears.

There’s no way this is real?

3 months ago
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A math professor has discovered a new, 17 million-digit prime number. His other discovery? He’s very lonely.

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

This is why I love Colbert

(via cracked)

3 months ago